chase bank strikes again, what is up with these clowns?

So what up with that…

We just shredded three offers from Chase bank, mostly because we don’t want to do business with jerks that don’t believe in the time honored traditions of America.

In so many ways, it is this bank that allegedly makes so many customers angry, what is up with a bank that just allegedly does not care?

Why are they acting like this? (allegedly)